Alien Sighting At Itaipu Dam

Sao Paulo - (X-Files): Nearly 100,000 Brazilian depilation salons were plunged into darkness on Tuesday, bringing bewildered customers to their carpet-burned knees as a huge power outage hit the country.

Reports blamed the Brazil Air Force for a crashed UFO that wrecked the Itaipu hydroelectric dam and blacked out much of Brazil and Paraguay.

Alien Sighting at Itaipu dam

Rio de Janeiro sources said today a routine flight patrol fired at the vast alien mothership as it was harvesting electricity from the iconic generating station.

Last year a similar craft was spotted over China's Three Gorges Dam hydroelectric plant ahead of a rendezvous with Somali pirates off the Horn of Africa.

At a press conference this morning President Lulua da Silva denied a Roswell type incident had taken place and hinted that renegade Mossad operatives might have hacked into the national grid.

The 17,000 megawatt outage has also been linked on the butterfly effect of the Large Hadron Collider's shutdown which scientists have blamed on pigeon droppings and other foul excreta.

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